If you have the misfortune to read this? Your search engine optimization sucks!

It is a simple fact that 99% of all Internet start up businesses fail miserably. It doesn’t matter how great the product, how great the marketing strategy, or how fancy the website... Would you build a three million-dollar strip mall in the middle of the Sahara desert??? Your customers just can't find you. Cost prohibative if they do? 

Let me know if this seems familiar.  

I have this great product or service; I can build or afford to build a great website. Everyone should be interested in this great idea. Ok the website is up, it's beautifull, explains this great thing that everyone wants... Why is nothing happening???  

Ok the website must not look good enough; OK that’s better why is nothing happening. Ok run some newspaper adds that’s got to work! Why is nothing happening???  

Buy some paid web advertising. Again WHY IS NOTHING HAPPENING??? 

That out of the way.  

What is the next step? Can pay to fly them in? Pay the search engines... That’s even less productive than newspaper ads. You can give up, let someone else hone in on your great idea. Join the ranks of the 99%!!!  

A great looking website with a great product is step 1. Congratulations on step one only a few thousand left to go??? You’re still in the flippin Desert...  

Well I have been there myself, been taken for a ride by the so called experts charging big bucks for search engine submission…  Only to get me banned.

So screw the high priced experts!

And a big Screw You Experts!!! How do you like me now!  

Q: How do I submit my website to google and similar search engines for better ranking?  

A: Don’t even think about It!  

Don?t do it! They are not in business to make you money. They don?t care how fancy your website is or what your product may be. The internet is a cluster "bleep". The days of the fair shake are long gone, you are starting from crack head trying to work your way up to nothing. Piss off the engines they ban you? It's cold but true. If your not making the engines money you are just another crack head to be stepped over on the sidewalk.

Q: Been told that metta tags have no importance anymore. Why should I bother?  

A: Yes they do! Not in the same way however.  

It used to be a way to show what was important information about your website to a "bot" or search engine. People started spamming, ruined it for everyone? No, you need them and know how to use them for a good listing in a reputable search engine. Word count and keyword count tell the difference between Spam, a reputable business, or this is my dog fluffy isn’t she cute…

Q: Why are my print ads not generating sales?  

A: They generate lots of traffic, As does paid web ads.  

Hey great for testing content and add copy, highly unproductive for sales. 32% of Holiday shoppers this year are comfortable making a purchase online. That is way up from the last three years. Interestingly, newspaper sales are down by about the same figure. You do the math! Comfortable with the net they ain’t buying papers!  

Just sign in for a free step by step program. It's a twelve step program, Even you crack heads can follow it.